Sense and nonsense about lots of l's: life, lust, language, love, lazyness, laments, lullabies, lumberjacks and lorries.

Monday, June 26

I am actively working on new stories. Dates. Moving to the seaside. The inability to fall in love.

One thing. I am still keeping the not dieting part of my new year's resolutions and I am glad to say that my weight is heading where it should head: downhill. Amazing thing - your brain and stuff. This is where I'll be 6 months from here if I continue like that :


Can't wait.

Wednesday, June 14

I am stongly convinced that it is mission impossible to be anything else but average. In an attempt to deny this fact, people start wanting and making children. For sure God planted this thinking error deliberately in our brain programme. A child does not make you stand out. This small version of you is just another human destined to be average.

Or as Bill Hicks would put it

"This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going: 'What, what?' Let me just clarify: I know yoù think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you that they're - NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of two-hundred million – that load, we're only talking about one load – connected: Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. Entire civilizations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: 'Unngh ... what's for fucking breakfast?!'"

The trick is - I guess - to accept.
All people are average and some are more average than others.

Here's a project from people who are not average to the kids they help. Please sponsor : Nicayuda (001-4566049-44 or offer some help with the webdesign) . Respect!